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šŸ”‹No Power, No Problem – Solar Ain’t Just For Hippies

Cut the cord, crank the wattage, and laugh in the face of darkness.

šŸ”‹No Power, No Problem – Solar Ain’t Just For Hippies

PLUS: Cut the cord, crank the wattage, and laugh in the face of darkness.

šŸ”„ Power Up Or Shut Down: Solar Ain’t Optional, It’s Survival

🚦That Time The Grid Died On Me (Again…)

It was 104 degrees, no breeze, and the air tasted like burnt tires. Some bonehead clipped a transformer with his camper trailer, and boom—whole valley lost power. My fridge went silent. My solar array didn’t. While neighbors scrambled for candles and melted popsicles, I was sipping chilled rainwater and running my dehydrator. Prepper lesson? The sun don’t care about your excuses—but it will power your ass if you let it.

ā˜€ļø Why Solar Power Is Your New Best Prepper Pal

You wanna live off-grid? You need juice. That means solar, plain and savage.

āš™ļøThe Bare-Bones Breakdown

Here’s the no-fluff gear list you need to flip the sun the bird and steal its energy:

  1. Solar Panels: Get at least 100W panels. Rigid ones for roof mounts, flexible if you’re rolling.

  2. Charge Controller: Keeps your batteries from frying. MPPT is the Cadillac version.

  3. Battery Bank: Go with deep-cycle AGM or lithium. Lead-acid’s for suckers.

  4. Inverter: Converts that 12V or 24V DC into good ol' 120V AC for your tools and toaster.

  5. Backup Generator: For when the sun’s playing hooky and you still want hot coffee.

⚔ Installing Like A Savage

  1. Site Your Panels: South-facing, no shade. No trees. No excuses.

  2. Angle Matters: Match your latitude, or rig up an adjustable tilt for max juice.

  3. Wiring: Don’t skimp—use proper gauge wire and weatherproof conduit.

  4. Battery Placement: Cool, dry, and secure. Treat those babies like ammo.

  5. Test Before You Brag: Flip every switch. Fry nothing.

Savage Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

šŸ› ļø Power Priorities – Don’t Be A Dumbass

Solar ain’t infinite unless you got a backyard full of panels and Elon’s bank account. So...

  • šŸ”Œ Prioritize refrigeration, water pumps, comms, and lights.

  • šŸ’” Use LED everything.

  • 🚿 Shower like you’re in the desert, because someday you will be.

🧠 Pro Tip

Use a kill-a-watt meter to test every appliance before plugging it into your solar setup. It tells you how many watts you’re burning—like a snitch, but useful.

šŸ”š Bear’s Final Word

Solar ain't just some greenie fantasy. It’s the power of the gods, bottled on your roof. Harvest it, or go dark when it matters most.

Stay šŸ”‹, Stay Ruthless,
Conrad ā€œBearā€ Becker

P.S. What’s stopping you from going solar—money, confusion, laziness? Hit reply and tell me. I might just roast you… or help. Depends on my coffee level.

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