🚨 Why You Need A Fire Drill Plan—Now

🏡 House fires spread faster than gossip in a small town. You’ve got 2 minutes to get out. Maybe less.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Your family ain’t psychic. Without a plan, everyone’s running blind.

🔥 Smoke kills before fire does. One whiff, and you’re out cold.

Don’t count on panic to save you. Count on a plan. Here's how:

🛠️ Step-By-Step: Your Kickass Fire Drill Plan

1. 🚪 Map Your Escape Routes
Draw that sucker out. Two exits per room. No "wait in the hallway for Dad." Out is the mission.

2. 🗣️ Set Your Rally Point
Mailbox. Big tree. Burned-out minivan—whatever. Just pick a spot outside where everyone meets.

3. 🔊 Alarm the Hell Outta Your House
Smoke alarms in every bedroom, hallway, and common area. Test monthly. No exceptions. Loud saves lives.

4. ⏱️ Time It—Blindfolded
Run drills in daylight. Then at night. Then again, blindfolded. Simulate smoke, obstacles, panic. Make it muscle memory.

5. 👶 Assign Roles
Mom grabs the toddler. Teen hits the pet cages. You? You get everyone out and check the rally point.

6. 📞 Call 911 From The Outside
Not inside. Not mid-escape. Not while playing hero. Once you’re OUT.

7. ❌ No Re-Entry
If Fluffy didn’t make it, I’m sorry. But you ain’t going back in. House fires kill heroes.

🧠 Pro Tip: Run It 'Til They Whine

If your kids groan every time you say “fire drill,” congrats—you’re doing it right. Repetition breeds survival. Make it a game. Time it. Reward improvements. Bribe 'em with s'mores if you have to. Just drill ‘til it's instinct.

🤘 One Last Thing From Bear...

Don’t let your family burn because “we never thought it’d happen to us.” It happens. It’s fast. It’s brutal. But with a plan, it’s beatable.

Train Hard, Stay Alive,
Conrad “Bear” Becker

P.S. Got a rally point already? Hit reply and tell me what it is. Let's compare notes—I'll show you mine if you show me yours 😏